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A song.

2006-09-01T09:48:00.000+08:00

Lyrics to this song I relate to. But I never truely know what I should do.

Paramore - Never Let This Go

Maybe if my heart stops beating
It won't hurt this much
And never will I have to answer
Again to anyone

Please don't get me wrong

Because I'll never let this go
But I can't find the words to tell you
I don't want to be alone
But now I feel like I don't know you

One day you'll get sick of
saying that everything's alright
And by then I'm sure I'll be pretending
Just like I am tonight

Please don't get me wrong

Because I'll never let this go
But I can't find the words to tell you
I don't want to be alone
But now I feel like I don't know you

Let this go, let this go

But I'll never let this go
But I can't find the words to tell you
I don't want to be alone
But now I feel like I don't know you

I'll never let this go
I can't find the words to tell you
That now I feel like I don't know you

P.S. (All it takes is just for you to say that you care.)

Oil and Water

2006-09-01T00:19:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered why oil and water will never mix into one body? I know I had. I feel like as though I am the oil, constantly fueling the fire but whenever i tried to mix with water I realise that it's impossible, no matter how hard I try. Some say money can't buy you true friends but to me money is just like soap. It's the only thing that can enable oil to mix with water. But its ever so temporary. The soap is already running out so quickly and my suppliers keep complaining on how fast I am draining them. Even so, when I try too hard, people gets irritated. A leopard can never live amongst a den of tigers. Although they may be similar in some ways, they will always be different. I fuel so much energy to the fire that it had exploded into a inferno, slowly consuming me from the outside in. Do you know why I can never guess the answers to the riddles? I guess that my way of thinking is just different, either that or I am just plain stupid. Maybe it's time for me to let go, since i irritate so. Not only has this taken its toll on my studies but also on my health. Why am I so stupid? Did god created me on this earth to suffer? With the one word replies and the lack of enthusiasm, it is quite evidential that no one seems to care. Sitting alone on this bench, how I long for someone to sit next to me but I know that it is harder than turning lead into gold. Just yesterday something unbelievable happened
. The person whom I least expected responded to me. Maybe this is God's pity on me. Now I shall return to the fire. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I ask of you to show me what I must.

Eating

2006-08-29T22:41:00.000+08:00

Eating alone today shedded some light on some things. It made me wonder what exactly is a good meal. I saw someone and he seemed to be having a good meal. Then again would you rather have a feast by yourself or have a simple mean with your loved ones? Coming from a somewhat broken family, I never had a good meal. The only thing that came close to that is to eat with my friends especially my god-bro. I don't see anything wrong with eating with just 2 person but to some it seemed like a taboo. Maybe it's me. Could it be that I am too boring? Will it be different if it was with someone else? Suddenly the bowl of noodles became bend. Every noodle slid pass my throat seemed like paper. I will always be there when you need me but where are you when i needed you? I feel like a tool, something you use only when you need. When you don't I will be left by that cold dark corner collecting dust. Cries of loneliness and despair now echo in my mind. Enveloped by self-deception, I can no long see clearly. Ask not how much I have done for you but how little do you truely care.

Waiting

2006-08-28T18:52:00.000+08:00

Almost half of our lives are spent waiting for something. Waiting for bus, waiting for your meal and waiting for someone. But how often do we get what we waited so faithfully for? Is patience a virtue? or is it self-deception? Waiting for that phone call to come or waiting for that message to arrive. Is it even worth the time you waited for? Putting so much effort and sacrificing so much time just to wait, but how often do you think that is appreciated or taken for granted? Maybe some people just refuse to take intiative, ok fine you take the intiative yourself. But how often do you get the reply you wanted? or Will you even get a reply? I once waited for someone for 3hrs doing absolutely nothing but its the hope that you will eventually get to see that person that allows you to cling on to it and continue waiting. But in the end, when they arrived do they even care about how long you waited? I am sure you have read about people in stories that waited till they became stone. Is it worth it to wait?.............

Reading and Trust

2006-08-27T11:59:00.000+08:00

Do you read people?
I know I do. I observe every action every word and every thought you might have. Some people might call this being sensitive but some might call it being observant. One simple nick can be easy be translated into so many different meanings. Take this for example, "Nevermind". It can mean "I understand," or as "Forget it." Sometimes for whatever reasons, nicks can have no significant meaning, to some a nick is just a nick. However, you can never rule out the possibility that the person might be hiding something. It may seem like nothing but in actual fact it is everything. The way people behave may show you what they are thinking about if you try hard enough. But then again, the line between trying hard and trying too hard is so very thin.
Do you trust people?
To me, my trust is often misplaced. Being betrayed by friends after telling them your most darkest secrets and when you trust someone it doesn't always mean that they trust you. Some people might seem as though you can tell them about anything and everything but deep down inside do they really care? Or will u be treated as a weekend commercial, pure gibberish. Gaining Trust is not easy, maintaining it is even more difficult. With all the lies and hypocracy lurking around, is it even possible to gain true trust? Is it safe to give it away?

Some random thoughts

2006-08-23T12:14:00.000+08:00

Since I do not have a blog so I shall use this one. Anyone who read this now, you should know that I am dead(my heart) by now. Now my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces and has lost the warmth it once housed. My mind has deviated from reality and fallen into a downward spiral. Lost in my sense of direction, I do not know where my life is heading or does it have a purpose. People say life is a roller coaster with ups and downs but for some reason mine is just full of downs. BE OPTIMISTIC!! something I have heard umpteen times but what is the true meaning of that? Its not helping. Its like asking a fisher man that he would one day catch that fish but with mediocre skills and lousy equipments? Hooking up a fish is harder than attaining immortality. Face it, in this forsakened world looks are everything, money is everything, materiallistic individuals walk on this earth with their egos. Some people ask me why do i linger so much in the cyberworld, simple, in the cyber world you can be anyone. Looks are one of your least concerns. Okay, Some people might say "oh i have seen many ugly guys with chiobu gf." watching yesterdays maggi and me let me realised that there can only be 2 scenarios in this case, A) either the girl is pitying the guy or B) the guy is filthy rich. This is not the worse thing, the worse thing is that you like the person but you can never say it out. Why? simply because society forbids and you are bounded by the covenent.
Nakaka, what are they? where are they when you need them most? How often does someone message you or even call you to ask you out? or even just to say hi? I will tell you how often, ONCE EVERY SOLAR ECLIPSE cum ASTERIODS RAIN at the same time. Some say life is about giving and taking. I have given so so much and taken yet so very little. On top of that the compounding stress of life has slowly taken its toll on my health. So why bother living? My mother has already gone to the other side, might as well join her.
Is there really a God? What is he doing? Why is he so unfair to me. Granting gifts and miracles to some only to have them taken for granted. Have I commited any great sin to deserve this punishment? I need a answer.
Friends Family Relationships School........... why? why did you punish me so? You have already taken one of the dearest person to me.. I am so confused and lost. You were once my ray of light guiding me through darkness. Now you have become the cold wind that accompany that endless lonely night. Good Bye cruel world.... Good Bye

fishing

2006-06-04T17:06:00.000+08:00

everybody has got their own things to do nowadays...yupyup.. well we got sooo many people...if everyone just chip in by taking turns to write a post..im pretty sure this blog wud survive...but hell no man... everyone just like to READ READ AND READ...and guess who have to do all the shit?... ME ME ME...haiz.. wayne has got his own commitments now... ahhh.. dunno wad bout the others.. TFT? Maple?... dammit im pissed coz i just scorched myself with a damn iron... and my poor skin got fried...freaking fried...ahhh..tough luck...dammit

well i went fishing with chow some time back...yup...real fishes man.. too bad dere werent any mermaids... haiz

i was hoping that sticking out my tongue wud attract some mermaids...T.T

they looked bigger wen i took the foto...

we were hoping to see some mermaids sunbathing here..but all we saw were seagull droppings... heaps of it...

yeah..im going to obtain my boating license soon..woohoo.. den can take her out on the boat...my boat...yup...

matt
just you..

2006-06-01T22:45:00.000+08:00

well well well.. this blog aint dead... its just that one by one... SOME members left SAF... u get wad i mean yeah?.. the truncated timetable is pretty shitty.. everyone isnt in the mood to study..nthg seems to get absorbed..or at least i tink so. As for Jake..gd luck for ur enlistment into NS man.. hopefully i'll be under u in BMT... den can slack..WAHAHA.. den u can choose me as ur best cadet... =)... lol...

yeah baby...dunno how but i manged to get my ass moving to fish... wasnt fishing for girls...but rather real fishes.. and it was then that i realised that stephen is a rather cool guy... he kinda reminds me of paris hilton..the dumb bitch who got her own reality tv show showing how dumb she is... well well well... stephen isnt dumb..maybe hes acting dumb..but hes probably plain dumb. here was what happened:

it all began at the hawker centre. some fiery soup scorched our tongues.. pain pain wor...and me and jian wanted to buy drinks.. den came this stunning revelation from stephen.

the ever-helpful stephen: HEY MATT!..dun buy the grass jelly from that stall....damn dirty leh..

matt and jian: huh wtf?...why why why?..got cockroach got bee got flies?

step: no larh! they use the ROADSIDE GRASS to make grass jelly one... thats why damn blardy dirty..

matt and jian: ..LOLOLOLOLOLOL....omgwtf... -.-''

jian: ur kuku jiao larh!.. they use pandan leave and rock sugar blah blah blah to make one larh...

matt: its like DUH... even a dumb slut wud wonder why grass is green and grass jelly is black..

step: (Defending himself)...ur head lor...wan to bet anot...they use grass to make wan larh...if not call grass jelly for wad... call flower jelly nicer rite..

matt and jian: LOLOL dumb slut...

jian: den cockles use wad to make?...cock meat arh?..lol

(ol ok the above line in red wasnt actually said...but i tink jian wud have said that..if he was in the right frame of mind..but the blockage caused a blockade in his train of thoughts..lol lame..)

lol....thats it.... learnt something new huh?.. heh heh.. thanks a million stephen...=P..

fish fash fush
matt x)
to you: im not fierce..neither am i demanding.. COMPROMISE baby.. i will..=)

Ah-Noose.

2006-06-01T22:19:00.000+08:00

Hi.

today was a fun and tiring day.
went fishing after lessons with matt, winston, isaac, steph.
caught some fish o.o
small fish, medium fish, extra small ones.

well, after fishing, we decided to go to bedok market to have dinner.
being the great friends we were, me and matt decided to walk with steph who had his bike with him.
so on the way there, we somehow got into some... unclean talk.

steph : "wah i dun like rimjobs lor."
jian(being the usual deaf guy i am) : "HUH ? wat job ?"
steph : "rimjob. where u lick the area around the ah-noose."
matt n jian : "huh ? ah-noose ???"
steph : "ya. ah-noose. u noe, the ah-noose."
jian : "wtf is ah-noose ???"
steph : "aiya, a-n-u-s (he spells it out)"
jian : "OH. u mean ANUS. anus la deh."
matt : "ya lah. anus lah. zzz."
steph : "disgusting lor. the rimjob. the ah-noose over there."
matt n jian : "OMGWTFLOLOL. are u dumb or acting dumb o.o It's anus !!!!"

and on the way to the market, we had some interesting talk (don't worry people, it wasn't dirty in any way xD)
found out much more abt steph.
wat a cool guy. o.o

ok, ok. not a funny post. but it was at that time.
i'm losing my touch.
going insane from the blockade. sniff. =[
ah well. nites.
jian signing off.

Bored....

2006-05-31T10:47:00.000+08:00

This blog is slowly dying.. So much for its 1 week life.. Hardly anyone posts and more.

Ok Lets talk somethings about myself. Being the oldest in the group and from a different batch, one may think that I will feel out of place at times. In fact sometimes I do. All the talking about girls dunno wad gladys or wad janice all i dunno who sia, so wad to do? Listen and keep quiet. Then again being in this group sometimes feel kinda fun. Hanging out together doing stupid things. One thing not so good about the group is they lack initiative, something ncc should have taught. BUT.....There are still some that will initiate outings and stuff. One example will be our guest blogger..heyhey... However, recently he has gotten new commitments so in the end everything started becoming dull.
Hmm...Enough of the present.. how about the past.. want to know how i know them? Partially through NCC..From NCC i know their names and faces and blah blah. My first interaction with them is during one of the annual camp, where mr zhangyi scared of ghost. HAHAHA. Then while surfing on friendster oneday..i added kester..den slowly through him.. i know the rest of the people.
For the future, who knows wad is gonna happen. or even if they will still keep in contact with me. Like i mentioned, everytime go out also "ask the others first, i anything".omg so hard to give me solid yes meh.. So if they are no longer in the same school den how? summore i in NS liao. Only time will tell.
Nevertheless, must thank all for the time we had together and hopefully more. Must thank Kes for being such a "listening" friend always listen to me say rubbish and introing me to the rest. Must thank Matthew for his initiative and understanding. Thank zhang for being my fellow gym goer. Then thank winston for his prata treats and house invites.(i realise no1 actually ask me go their house 1 sia). Then thank jian for his understanding and his pictures of motivation. hmm..still got who ah..ah yes..Thank stephen for ATing with me when no1 else would, we won didnt we? Then thank keith for thrashing me in bball.Thank Bryan for lending me guildwars. And thank the rest whom i have failed to mentioned, maybe in another post.

PS: eh talk something which i can understand can? Matthew now i can sympathise u when we talk about dota. All the big question marks on the head.

This is Jake reporting life for channel NewsAsia(SAF)..

gym

2006-05-28T01:03:00.000+08:00

well well well....i haven been to the gym for weeks...ahhh...instead of maintaining/gaining muscle mass... my mahcles are sagging..LOL..haiz..there hasnt been any particular reason to work out nowadays..esp wen going to the gym seems to be a chore..the feeling of looking forward to working out has disappeared baby..no more beach boy body..ahhh..T.T.. so everytime wen jake/zhang/step visits the gym..i'll comfort myself by staring at this picture pasted on my wall..

the guy in the pict looks like a mexican slut..or at least i tink he is...heh..pretty disgusting to have ur elbow twisted 180 degrees the wrong way...looks kinda pain and seems very pain...but OBIIGD..action la deh..see wad happen..thats why if u cannot..DUN TRY...

ahhhhh....so much for motivational pictures....this picture literally speaks volumes. :D..wad a effective deterrent.. woohoo!...

see la zhang/jake/step...better stay away from the free weights...stick to machines baby!...

this prob would be solved if u have a gf..den can make use of her..in short, gf = weights..heh heh...free somemore..=P.. or she can double up as ur personal gym assistant..help u guide the weights..lolol..

im full of nonsense..

but thats just me,

matt.

2006-05-27T22:05:00.000+08:00

TAMPINES MALL seoul garden (rating: 4/5)
well this rating MIGHT be a LITTLE biased cuz i live in TAMPINES, but im sure the rest of us would oso rate this as 4. going to tm seoul garden is definitely filled with fun. crapping throughout the nong bus journey. yea men we even played the finger guessing game and the loser had to do push ups on the bus! fun men. then those 'dirty' guys (once again, i dun wish to name names) will get bored and talk about porn and sex related stuff. IN THE BUS. not that i dun enjoy listening, but i fear the maluness. heh.
the most irritating part. that's when we reach seoul garden. to settle the stupid payment. confirm got confusion one ah. some either no change or share money or whatever. but i realised we've been more efficient in handling $$. GOOD JOB GUYS. then we'll all chiong for the food and drinks. because onli four people can 'cook' together split conversations tend to occur. one conversation shared by four people. SPLIT LIAO.
eat tok cock eat then yes. PRAWNS. all chiong for prawns . we'll then split the tasks. one will thaw, the other will peel of the shells bla bla. then we'll add the chilli mixed with chilli powder. SHIOK. (the chilli in bugis junction seoul garden is too sweet.yucks ) yumm yumm
ahh. the disgusting part. at this point of time we've all become professionals in the concoction of unusual FOOD. disgusting food. leading the team is POH JIAHENG. (he made a superb disgusting mixture in parkway and suggested playing finger guessing game to decide who eats it. this joker kept laughin at people and YES. he lost and he had the honour to eat his own INVENTED food. )
after the lousy ice kachang and ok ice cream. we'll just laze arnd and as usual tok cock. if there is still time we'll decide to go bedok cage and to play soccer. i dunno if i was stupid or what but i did went to bedok to play soccer even though i was so near my house =.= if thr's any nice movies we'll watch it. sadly onli a few of us will watch cuz the rest are broke after spending $$ on movie.
i must say that we nvr failed to enjoy ourselves to the extreme when we go tm! next time we go thr must rmbr to go that 'playground'. make sure isaac scream ah.

bugis junction seoul garden not rated cuz we onli went thr once. u wan rating ah. 2/5 thx.

2006-05-26T23:32:00.000+08:00

zhang has put up a video which has caused the tagboard and the sidebar to be pushed down to the bottom, so pls scroll down if u wanna tag =)

lets get down to a text-type blog before everyone starts posting pictures or videos

men, don't you wanna know what we usually do after sch
730-1035 zz lessons zz
1035-1110 recess. we'll all gather and eat at the NONG NONG table. oohsa oohsa crap talk laugh shout scold
1110-1400 zz lessons zz
1400-1430 break ah! half of them will play soccer, some basketball, and some slack in the canteen and drink teh. we normally dun return back the glasses ah cuz the auntie at the snack stall cheat people $$ one. yes, we're money-minded
1430-1630 zz extra lessons zz
1630-1730 most of us will chiong soccer, some basketball, some loiter in the canteen. if there's no ball, we'll hunt for them or else we'll loiter until we feel like eating
1730-1900 eat la. of cuz, some people usually PUNGSEH us and go home in attempt to chiong maple by 6pm to start their 2X EXP.dun wan name names w0rx. not me can liao

usual places to eat : BEDOK CENTRAL food centre
BEDOK CENTRAL S21 coffeeshop
BEDOK CENTRAL long john silvers
PARKWAY PARADE treats
TAMPINES MALL/BUGIS JUNCTION seoul garden
(when there are
celebrations like the end of exams)
SINGAPORE POST CENTRE fast food outlets

BEDOK CENTRAL (rating: 4/5)
well i'll rate this 4 cuz its the most frequent place we'll go to when we wanna eat. in this case those living in the westward of tk (dun wan name names) will not tag along. NICE LA. then we'll listen to jia heng's stupid jokes and praise him by saying nice try, try harder next time! if its still early at that point of time we'll all go to BEDOK CAGE, to play soccer. if not, we'll all go and buy the cheap cheap pao pao cha and slack in the skate park to talk cock and watch those 'tony hawks' skate.
at long john we'll take our straws and shoot small pieces of ice. COLD war. dunno why but we'll always witness funny happenings at long john. like the FAT GIRL who liked zhang. kept walking past ljs to look at him. and the time where we saw this girl who looked like RONALDINHO. disgusting la. still, fun was all we had =)

IMAGINE u have a gf ( dun be like mr wee who points to the whiteboard and says ' IMAGINE THIS IS A WHITEBOARD'. wth isnt that a whiteboard why must we imagine it. ' you must have the COALRAGE(courage) to speak out loud, 'says mr wee ) . ya. IMAGINE U HAVE A GF. you either come at a later time to meet us to eat, or u leave halfway to meet girl. tell me troublesome anot.
actually not really la.
still, u have to trouble yourself
heh xD all for the sake of love

2006-05-26T16:12:00.000+08:00

lol i dug this out from my old files .. haha just for laughs.

2006-05-25T22:03:00.000+08:00

hey woots, i found these two pictures interesting and questionable

anyway these pics were taken after the talentsearch finals, so i think they went abit of the wild

enjoy=)
the yellow font guy

photo mania

2006-05-25T20:48:00.000+08:00

more photos!...

jian: sia la..CHIO BU!

Jon: stare wad stare...wakakakaka

matt: im peeing

wen we were in sec 2: LOL

everyone: WA LAO SO SMALL..tsk tsk..lol

wayne: dun talk with mouth in ur food larh..no table manners.. (it was on purposely..i aint dumb)

zhang: look everyone! thats chiobu g**** inside kfc... *points*..

lol...enjoy babies!

takening off..

matt

oh my son

2006-05-25T19:35:00.000+08:00

hey SAF aficionados..

HAIZ BABIES...i agree that the blog is getting overpopulated/ i.e flooded with posts..

ANYWAY ON BEHALF OF WINSTON...HAPPY EARLY BURFDAE IMEE!!!..

lolol...im sure u people have read all the post..all the bullshit bout girls..im sure u people are bored shitless..enuff bout all the bullshit bout strings and xmen..lets reminisce bout the our past..those PRE-SAF days..wen we were still young short shorts..those times wen we used to watch 2 cheap $5 movies a week after school at princess...the times wen we played soccer during midyear..the times wen we threw pickles at each other in WATAFISH at PP...the times wen we went to siglap to play soccer..the days of mutton soup...haiz..those were the days..if only we cud turn back time..

WELL..the horribly truth has arrived...we are probably gonna disband soon...thats called reality..and i tink this blog is probably gonna survive only a few more weeks before the boredom comes in..haiz...split split split..probably gonna go seperate ways..meeting up only during special occasions like teachers day or chinese new year..well the friendship may go..but the wonderful memories will forever stay!..woohoo..haiz..

today was a preetty horrible terrible vegetable day...we got a stupid lecture from the teachers on our sucky..i felt guilty..so i tink i was probably guilty..wtf..then came the ultimate bastarding there by mildred yap..i feel sad for bryan..haiz..shall not elaborate on it..

i tink our gang lead a handsomely boring and mundane and routine life without any change.. its either soccer/basketball after extra class...den off to bedok int/hawkercentre/foodcourt den bubble tea den skatepark den go home..ahhh..boring..but the companionship is fabulous..

here are some old photos for ur enjoyment:

taken after the choir concert

handsome henry: '' should i msg her?..hmm''

keith: look at my very sexy pants baby..haiz got scratched by some bitches..

everyone: king crab arhhhhhhhhhhh

SUCK IT!!!

matt

Outing

2006-05-25T18:44:00.000+08:00

Watching Xmen probably this weekend... on sat.. those interested confirm with me.. need to book tickets... and everyone else after confirm can pay later only stephen... no money no talk... that is all.. have fun...

My God.

2006-05-24T22:40:00.000+08:00

wow.
this is blogging mayhem.

honestly up till this point, i still dunno wat this blog is really all about.
izit to discuss the pros and cons of a relationship ?
discuss on how to hook up fishes ?
i think it's probably here to share our views on each other's lives ? o.O

well, mood today was generally bad.
yes yes, i shouted/flared up/blasted at cl and everyone was going "oh he's being the usual motherfucker again bla bla bla."
but come on la.
i don't even get to talk things out, don't even get to talk things through.
give the guy a break man.
i know what you all are thinking !
that i'm the baddie/badguy/evilmofo/asshole here.
well, i can't really say anything to change ur mindset about it.
but things aren't just what they appear to be lah.

zzz.
aha. this blog is getting populated.
and i agree with kest.
frens should always > gfs.
buttt.. i'm still blocked !!! =[

xmen, let's go.

till then, jiannie.

2006-05-24T21:42:00.000+08:00

Colour Pink oo.

Ok hey ppl!

Sia la i dunnoe how you all can write so long -.- but oh well. Lolxz actually after reading all posts, i still dun really get what this blog is abt. So roughly think that its abt fish and fishes and fishies and fishiness and fishermen and love and true love and fake love and stead-break-haha lets move on those kinda thing. Ya la..so lets post abt fishes and love. Wth la how are they related.

So. To clarify and wtf of ppl who bastard me T.T abt strings everyday. Nth is on ZzZ wtf. Nth was even there in the first place.Ok enough abt me. Ohhhh i am a member of saf right heheheeeheheheh

Aiya actually my point abt girls abit the biased eh? Cus all girls are frens and happy family to me =] all the fabled 'breast' frens (wtf?!)..So hehe i cant talk much abt girls la. But dunnoe why many girls dun like me T.T ppl gf oso T.T what sia T.T ok lets spam T.T

Mmmm..now we only got 2 choices la.

1: Get girlfren---> good fren--->stead--->happy--->break--->that sadd period--->next

2:Stay single wooo! Like all the sexy saf boys and gays.

Simple sia. this blog oo. everybody posting stuff abt love and + and -points. I support both la..but frens more impt den gf all the way! Dun pangseh ^^ Frens > gf.

Xmen lets go.

Aiya next time post more relevant and useful and interesting crap k. Sry worrrr =] My english sux and i cant think now gahh

Love Love Lolxz Kest

Just a gentle reminder..

2006-05-23T23:36:00.000+08:00

dear ppl.

next time post liao le.. leave ur name behind or sthg.. or follow a certain colour.
maybe we can include one little side-note at the blog's column to identify who's who with what colour..
sounds like a good system of identification ?

till then, jiannie.

2006-05-23T22:22:00.000+08:00

heloo everyone.
Adding on to the previous post by?

Everyone currently in a boy-girl, girl-girl or even boy-boy realtionship
always professes to be experiencing "true love".
Thats basically nonsense.
Do u think that true love really exists in teenage realtionships? Think again then.

Actually there are 3 different levels of love, if u didnt know.And there are different words to represent them.

The first word is "eros" maybe its some what similar to erotic but thats another story.
"Eros" in greek, refers to the love of a physical pasion. It is a hot and unendurable desire".It is the primary reference to the union of 2 bodies.
To all those denser readers out there "union of 2 bodies." is equal to having sex and what u see watching all those porn movies.

The next type of love the most commonly experienced by those who are not in our SAF club.
The word for this type of love is "philia". It is the affectionate regard and the love of friendship. The idea behind this love is of cherishing. This love is more than physical but it can still be self-centered. Its feeling comes from getting what 1 want in the realtionship not wad the other person wants. For those attached readers out there, go back and think about the times u felt used and the times u may have used people. If u end up feeling sad, u knw wad u can do? BREAK-UP lah. Then join our SAF club.

The last type is "agape" love.
It is a self-denying compassion to each other. It is not simply a wave of emotion. To experience this type of love, 1 must use his heart, mind and will to achieve it.So are u doing the above mentioned things? If u are not then its clearly not true love. SO BREAK-UP.

Wad for u waste money, waste time, waste ezlink fare, waste ur life on something that u know will not last forever. Its like paying $100 for a soccer ball, knowing fully well that it will eventually burst after too much carressing and kicking. As u all knw a burst soccer ball is useless and must be DUMPED.

So all u guys that are SAF, stay that way lah. Get good results. Then later when u get a good job, preferably high paying, more ladies will flock to u as if ur an oasis in the desert. The only source of water($). Then u will really enjoy life.

But as u knw, its not that easy to let go. So wad to do? Don't even start lah. Although this is common sense, common sense is not that common now-a-days, common sense is like fossil fuels, getting harder and harder to find.
Like that u can save ur bus fare, mrt fare, neo prints, the money u use to blanjar her movie and lunch and whatever stupid thing she ask u to buy.
U will discover that u actually have more money to spend on yourself.

If u really want a good laugh, watch singapore idol lah. Some ppl dunno how to sing just go there act. WL. They very bo-liao 1 lah, got even 1 guy take holla-hoops, like the hawaiian dancer and sing. But the problem is he cannot even sing. Sorry for going off tangent here.

That’s all folks!

Isaac uses this colour.

To add on to the previous post....

2006-05-23T21:18:00.000+08:00

(Disclaimer: This post might be offensive to people who are attached.. and if it offends u.. to bad.. i already say liao u still read.. u dumb or wad)
Hmm.... I am gonna do this is a very very very boring way, a way that i got suan so many times b4 for. Topic of the day: What do girls want from guys.

Firstly, Wtf is true love? True love at during teen years? Bullcrap man.. Girls at this age.. look for excitement and to try out new things and not to mention to boast. How often do u see girls gossiping about their bfs? If u never hor.. u obviously have been living in caves. "omg last week he bought me a , he brought me to ..blah blah blah blah blah blah.... den when u dun treat her well or jus forget to do a small thing like saying bye or wad.. "oh my.. i think hes cheating on me..." Simi Lj.... LPPL la... and yes.. back to the topic of the day.. what do girls want.. after countless experiments and research.. i have come out with the 5 Cs of what girls wan.....NOTE: GIRLS!! NOT WOMAN!!... Cute looks....Cash...Car (if u are 18)...Clubbing (loads and loads of them)...Cocks( U think they not horny? think again)... there the 5Cs... notice that care and concern are not in them.. u know why.. coz its out of point... so moral of the story? teens getting into relationship are just plain stupid la... in the end.. break break or wad... and for wad reason? just for experience? load of crap.. experience u wan.. depends on wad kind la.. sexual? geylang now having offer.. go chiong... love? true love dont even exist u wan to say about experience.. Kao....

Jake....who else will write such a enlightening post...

2006-05-23T21:12:00.000+08:00

according to the macmillan english dictionary , the word ' single ' refers to someone who is not married, or not in a ROMANTIC relationship. as reference to just this definition in this dictionary, i foresee myself as a single throughout my whole life, cuz i've not been in a romantic relationship before.
after checking the frankln language master, single means UNMARRIED, or being alone?

i didnt know being single can oso refer to those unmarried. good news to matt winston and bla, u're in the SAF, halfway. go and achieve that ROMANTIC relationship ok? cheers =]

now now. this blog is like the love blog? i dunno but i dun wanna see this blog as a court to justify whether singlehood>relationship or vice versa. there's no definite answer to this in general and these so called answers are just based on individual opinions and views, including their past experiences. its like, what's the most delicious food?
can it be classfied under a rhetorical question?

hmm. i am confused. what are we supposed to blog here? views on singlehood and relationship? daily lives of being single? or bla bla bla? no no this blog is definitely not meant to separate the singles and the attached. it is just a blog for us singles to give our say. yes. maybe we are all stuck to the word single. we dun have to post this blog from the perspective of a SINGLE or think that 'hey being single is my JOB and i'm here to do a presentation about it '. just blog.

i have to agree that im enjoying singlehood now, but it is oso to my desire that i wanna be in love again. that's me.

yea. this girl isnt the onli fish in the ocean. but look. i can be in this whole new magical world with her where our dreams unfold and troubles unheard of. i just wanna feel that i'm on this magic carpet ride with her.haven't been there. haven't done that. but i have that desire. it just takes one girl to be with you where happiness are enveloped in both of your hearts. but is she ur suitable one? that is why we fish in oceans and seas, not in an one-fish pond or whatsoever.

'do not give up the whole forest for a tree' . if this tree is not suitable for me, i'll go for another one. simple as that. i just have to be convinced. find another one, not suitable? go again. i will not give up the whole forest. onli when i find this right tree , i will give up this whole forest.

ah yes. relationships at this age do not last. although you jolly well know it is goin to end, you carry on doing it.
well, actually i would still go on having one. what i believe and what my senior said to me is this " it is not about the length of the relationship, but the sweet memories and all"
even during the period where u just ended ur relationship, think. i will not think that i had wasted my time or my sms throughout this relationship. i know that i had benefitted from this. i will noe that i had enjoyed those wonderful moments we spent together and those beautiful memories. i had gained something very important.
its happiness.
though its lost, i know i can find it again.
im happy. im satisfied. you've given me the happiness i wanted. now let's move on with life.

wayne

wats good bout being SAF and wats good bout not being SAF - hen

2006-05-22T23:41:00.000+08:00

lol my god i read jian's freaking blog and its dam freaking farni man. u r the freak king.
writing about love? lol my god.

ok lets go to the topic

Good thing bout being SAF:
being single n free feels good. got less stress on u. dun need care bout ur gf. if got gf muz go pei her. den sumtyms got some girly or childish movie, dat u hate so much u muz go watch with her. waste more money. valentines, christmas day etc, ask u buy present for her and exchange. den muz rmb her bday rmb the day u all first kiss, rmb the day u all first go on a date blah blah blah. how can ur brain rmb so much things man my god. u got more time to focus on other things like studying(bullsh!t, i hate studying), sports(yes oh yes, play sports like bball) or maybe learn a skill like playing a musical instrument or wateva. juz some stupid examples. In the virtual maple world, if u got gf den muz give her things and all. waste my meso. spend more time with frens so tat they wont keep saying u pung seh them. can go eat katong laksa, go parkway eat, go eat seoul garden together with frens. can play bball with my fav partner jia heng and zhang. can watch zhang do the zhang shot. watch movie with fren. ur hp bill wont even reach 3 digits

Good thing bout not being SAF

when u feel lonely. deres someone to accompany u tok to u. when ur down she can console u. when ur happy she can share ur joy. den can get to noe her frens also. sometimes ah, her frens all quite cute or pretty one. den can go "make fren" with her frens. since her frens now become ur fren also liao. =D hate me all u like but tats v true. in class u tired of listening to the cher u can tink of her. tink of wat she doing now. maybe she also tinking of u. tink finish can tink of the both of u the future. how will it be. got walk together on the aisle with small kids throwing flowers on the floor anot. can buy some cute cuddly soft toys, plushies go ji siao her. can keep smiling at her. coz if u smile at some other girls they tink u sick in the mind or sth. can do a lot of activities with her, like play maple together etc. u feel dam sian dat time can call her and chat and end up being unable to hang up the fone. coz both of u wan the other one to put down 1st.

Wa kao wat is dis man my...

2006-05-22T23:21:00.000+08:00

wa kao... my god... wat is dis?
wat single and free?
wat the heck? ok im single and im trying to tell the whole world dat im single and free.
but dis is cool,
i hate ppl who tries to leave me out when they are blogging here.

introduction of me.. the new member
name: Hen, chee hen, ji hen, chi hen, qi hen, thierry henry, henryk larsen, henry camara, ronaldin[hoe], robin[hoe], sergin[hoe], gay, and lotz more. cant tink of more now.

Hobbies: lolz play maple. flirt with maple girls kakakaka. find a maple gf and marry her! after recess hide near the door there wait for classmates come back den scare them. tok like a perverted nigga, "hey wassup, yo" etc. trying to be a like a clown without a big red nose.

wats so cool bout me: coz im single and free?

some tips on chasing girls?

no tips. im not interested in any girls, only guys.

wat am i trying to achieve in being part of this group?

trying to be in a relationship? but i doubt so. ill probably be the only one left here.

juz wan to ask sth... if i find a maple gf ah... m i still in dis group?

2006-05-22T22:33:00.000+08:00

lol omg i found this blog so interesting man. I have decided to join the gang of saf boys.

Mm its my first time posting and i dont know what to post -.- sigh..

Haha , being single rocks man.. you dont have any relationship problems and u get to prioritize more important things. I feel that most people take their relationship too seriously.. Is she really so important to you ? What has she done for you ? Many may argue why i said this but majority of these people are the ones who get themselves too attached in the relationship. Girls should nvr be your number 1 priority , you are better than that.

Look , if i gave u one silver penny , and it was the only one in the entire world. Of course you would treasure it . However , if i tell you that there are many more silver pennys or even gold ones around , would you still regard that penny as significantly as before ? What im trying to drive at is , even though u may fail at some relationships , there are many other fishes in the sea. Previous entries mention alot about fishes and you guys should know that even though you may think that she is the one, she isnt really that different from others. Try dating 100 other girls and tell me that shes still special. It is unwise to just give everything on one fish, it is your life , she doesnt own it. Haha reminder that this is for depressed lonely single people in general. "But i really want this girl." Shut up , just forget about her. If they do not appreciate you , shes not worth it.

General pointers on chasing girls : Confidence, Deeply understanding , Funny , Outgoing

I may not be the chick magnet or the so called Alpha male , but from experience and a couple of setbacks i came to learn that we > girls. So next time you guys feel sucky that you're unable to get this girl , recall this post. Tell yourself , Do i need her ?

Despite having said all these, you still have to know that girls are respectable people. Respect them and they will respect you.

Haha this is pretty random but this is something i picked up. "Every setback is a success too." Even if you get openly rejected , think about it this way.Not only are you getting better each time you fail , you are actually learning and this can only be taught by experience and practice. Good luck single freaks

zhang signing off peace..

2006-05-22T22:28:00.000+08:00

woo! this is a pic of some of our saf members!
from left! Jareth!(the cute small boy)
Keith! ( the talkative skinny boy)
Zhang! ( muscle man )
Glenn! ( pop singer of t2b! )
Henry! ( horny maddog)
Jian! ( horny joker )
David! ( been there done that )
Matthew! ( the tanned CSM )
Lyndon! ( long face guy)
Pakin! ( thai soccer boy )
Isaac! ( one who has the funniest laughter)

ahh im in the pic too, go find urself, im somewhere in between two people!

p.s.: david and matthew are no longer in SAF. we bid them farewell, and a cool journey ahead

Hey ho !

2006-05-22T21:02:00.000+08:00

asdfghjkl. gaah. xD

yo yo. it's the jian in the house.
i apologize for the shitty post earlier.
not in teh mood then la. haha.

so wassup.
saf. hmmm.
well, being single sucks la.
u just miss.. someone to hug, someone to share kisses with.
someone to hold your hand and reassure you even if the world falls on you, she'll be there holding it up and telling you not to worry.
u miss that special someone who's smile can brighten up your whole day even if it started off wrong by getting up on the wrong side of the bed.
u miss that glimmering look in her eye that when she looks at you, it really sets ur heart on fire.

but fuck. (yea ! first vulgar word in this blog?)
it's all gone. allllll bloody gone. just 3 words. just 1 phone call.
hell, it was just a stupid sms.
lol. pity me people. raar.
all u ever heard were these last words "together for eternity k?" before she walked out and shut the door. cold. full stop. o.o

so no matter how much i complain i miss that someone, all she ever will do is look through me like i'm not there, and continue studying.
so yea, her books > me.

i mean like, wtf ? i lost out to some papers ? haha..
maybe i'm not someone that dearly to love, maybe i'm not one who treated her the best..
but i definitely loved her the most.
now..? haha. i just wished something or someone could break into my brain and clear out those memories. things really hurt shit-tily.
don't see any future in casting a broken line, hoping she'll come back when there's nthg left to hold either of us back in this anymore.

oh well.
'Hear our say' is on for CE period tml !
i'll be touching on the topic : ANGER MANAGEMENT.
wow. sthg i need alot right. hah.

but i belieeveee.. people change. feelings come and go.
everyone stands a chance now.
don't all you agree ?

so, yea.. right click my contact name, and do the unthinkable.
unblock me.
haha. that's all i wish for right now. just one more friend to talk to yea ?
u dunno wat's going on.. honestly, neither do i. haha.
i'm probably too shy to make the first move in school anyway.

heal the world, make it a better place. for you and for me and the entire human race.

kaka !

oh well. kudos my dear babies.
raar-ing off, says the lion jiannie.

2006-05-22T20:30:00.000+08:00

yes nice posty post jiannie. i agree with him wor

i switched on the phone early in the morning, and i felt sth was gone. whr's the excitement to find out whether the girl did msg you, or what her msg would be like? can i be like, pls pls let there be vibration.. ah yes! taaaee taaaee taeee . fast fingers pressing the buttons and the eager eyes to read the msg . woo! replying time. tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak. send. and then u kickstart the day

yes. thats what people are feeling in singlehood, lelasionsip defiency syndrome. and the SOLUTION? go fishing lo. that's me. that's US. we're all fishing, some go kallang river, some go river or seas overseas. me? im fishing in the school pond =.= will be upgrading next year k thx

yea. the name of this blog seems to spark the interest of many. dunno why leh, so interesting to see people put their blog site as single and available meh. i noe it was meant to be single and free but i typed it wrongly xD

today had to do this mock chinese paper 1. i did a topic which i had to write about a failure and how i overcame the setback and succeeded. men, i guess i was in a too heckcare mood, so i wrote about love? this is what my compo is about:

- i decided to confess my love to this girl( lets call her her) and i was confident that she would have feelings for me
- taaaaaae. i was wrong. she didnt like me >.< angry, sad, dejected me =(
- BUT. i decided to DONG SHAN ZAI QI. i was determined to try again, but with a different approach
- i tried to care for her as a fren first, share with her my joys, made her share with me her troubles. tick tock tick tock. we then became best friends.
- years passed and we remained as best friends. and i tot, being her best fren is the most wonderful thing that could ever happen to me, and not being her stead. so i looked upon this as my success?

well. firstly, i think i wrote out of point. secondly, i should have changed the story at the ending and write it as she became my stead. cuz, thats mua and mua desire. gajagaja.

no kiss no hug no love ? or
no lelasionsip troubles , yes freedom, lesser responsibility?
pick one. i've chosen the red pill

wayne, the most frequent poster so far, and that isnt good.

2006-05-22T00:30:00.000+08:00

ping pang pung... ling lang lung went wayne.... lolol!..advertisement time!!!.. oooh sak oooh sak....mugahaga

targeting all you yang shingle preeetty kewt kewwt girls out there.. this advertisement gonna make u drool men..(literally and figuratively)..=P

WARNING/DISCLAIMER: this post isnt going to be amusing if u dunno us well..coz there will be some stuff u prolly wun understand..yeah..cheers babes!

ok..dunno how to go about doing this..but the first name that comes to my mind is zhang!..lol zhang lang.. hmm..this attractive singing fisherman snagged many different types of fishes...shy nemos...bitchy slutty sharks...brown colourful longkang fish and tall sporty dolphins..woohoo..exotic fishies!..but right now he isnt fishing but is being fished...lolol..yeah babies ur eyes aint playing tricks on u..by the venomous poetic rabbitfish named ****e..heh heh..why poetic?..coz ''the moon so bright tonight men..if only i was by ur side''..=P..cheers zhang..and yup thats him..

next up!..bryan!..lol..the smart angler with a cool sideburn.. woot... he isnt interested in any fish other than exotic foreign fishes.. tink he got bored out with local ones though.. yeah baby..and one day he realised the foreign fish of his dreams was right under his boat..prolly enjoying the cool shade..heh heh..and thus there she was enjoying (i tink) the nice and free tompang to school occasionally..yup thats bryan for you..we wish you all the best baby!..

hmm now we have kester the slut!..he loves fishes with strings..PULL *hint hint*...other than that the self proclaimed attractive bisexual with luscious lips and a nice pair of eyes has nthg else to offer i tink...and u manage to attract not just female fishes! but also male vampire/goth fishes..and for that i owe u a saluation..lol..and u owe me a buttercup u ass..

lol its jiannie..! if u feel bored fishing..u can always go to him for a laugh..a dirty laugh that is..yupyup.. he'll even tickle ur armpits to make u luff i tink..lolol..this experienced 'dr love' snapped his line quite some time back and lost his fish..he got back on his feet and cast a new line..but it got entangled by another mahsecular fish! but im sure AH SAH LAH MA LI KOM ALI BABA will unentangle it soon..dun worry jian..we wish you all the best..=)..it prolly gonna take some time before the fish realise what a great guy u are..but meanwhile..u have me!..heh..

now is wayne's turn!..lol this is one helluva devoted guy men..sam better not be reading this..but he actually devoted 3 years of his life to a hot/skinny chipmunkfish..cant believe it..and what did u get in return? got nuts? pardon the pun..lol..well the chipmunkfish swim swam swum away quite some time ago..and now the brave fisherman is braving the storm and going thru trials and tribulations to LALALAND...rumours are rife that he caught a gorillafish..new species huh..new breed and everything..lolol...in other words, shes exotic/alluring/bizarre/avant-garde...and she's got a pleety cool chinese name to top it off..hows dat baby?..in a NUT/GORILLAshell, u fishes better grab hold of the self proclaimed 'primary school prince charming' before hes captured by KINGKONG..ORH YEE ORH YEE ORH..*beats chest* =P..

lol keith!..how cud i ever forget you?..lol this cute but fierce fisherman caught plenty of fishes in the past too..but i dunno wad the heck hes doing right now..no news of anything!!! how can baby?.. either u aint interested or u better change ur bait.. since u so capable, try catching walkie talkie..if u get her i owe u a treat baby..

omg and theres winston!..this asshole told me lots of stuff at annual camp and at mount ophir..still rmb ur determination, trying ur utmost to catch some dumb and real and small fishes using a stick and a paperclip as a hook and bread as bait..LOL..that was real funny dude.. haiz..those were the days buddy boy...dun worry..im sure he doesnt like older fishes now..heh..but he loves FOREIGN fishes..and to the foreign fish.. im terribly remorseful that i your apple died a horribly death. well, sorry T.T.. winston! too bad u didnt win the challenge i posed you..rmb the jacks place treat?..lol well u lost.. heh..haiz..stepping down soon from ncc..HAIZ baby..thats worse than losing a fish..lose your platoonmates as well as ur command..ahh..but one thing is for sure.we wun lose any respect..x)..cheers.

lol jake i didnt forget you!..lol but my eyes are closing.. im terribly sorry coz i got no motivation to go to the gym anymore..haiz..motivate me baby kae?..well u better not do any more dumb things like buying maple cards for that special fish..buy nicer and more useful things for me larh..coz im always there for u..unlike a girl..but u cant hug or kiss me thats the downside..but i'll make it up!..u can spank my ass if u want to..lol..

well there are many many more people to go..but im absolutely dead panned..meow..raawr..heres a list of the remaining SAF boys..
-homing! (taken), jia heng! (SAF), jareth(SAF), umesh (taken), issac ((SAF), ok im lazy to think and list down everything else..for more info, tag!..heh..

imagine if u aint taken..when no one gives a shit bout you..of coz with the exception of your family.. no one gives a damn where u are..what u are doing..what you're eating..no one to wish you good night..sucks doesnt it? sure!..being taken comes with a sacrifice..but the sacrifice gotta be worthwhile.. if not just take a bloody scissors and cut off the line. YEAH BABY. im off.

CHEERS
takening off,
matt

BIG WALK AH!

2006-05-21T21:13:00.000+08:00

6am. ring rang rung went the alarm. ZZZ
6.25 am. my mommy opened the door and woke me up. men. big walk time

haven been to any big walk since 2003 under the sch. coincidentally i was wearing the bigwalk 2003 shirt ( yes it still can be worn ) having the cute cute dog from starhub on it. kuku men i go toilet brush teeth come out my whole family all ready to leave. MY HAIR MY HAIR? zz. too late. i had to go with my whole hair down ( the back hair was standing up cuz i just woke up =.=)
then then before the walk for the fun walkers there's this dance by crestar school. wa all the girls around same age as me. i tot i was in for that performance. men, flavalicious can dance much better than me. what a bad start for the walk. O.O
zz when the walk started everyone all so excited, rushing to start the walk first. when i finally get out of the crowd to start the walk, those excited people were walking so slow. then i suddenly remebered, my father say he's gonna walk fast. i looked at the army of ants in front of me. ZZZ. how to overtake? before i could think my father started to overtake =.= like racing car liddat, vroom vroom.
the walk rather boring man. we didnt talk at all, cuz my mom sis and i were frantically trying to stick close to my father who is walking like a motorcycle. wa wa then got this man who dressed up like a red indian having ping pong balls and mini soccer balls around his body. &^%T&^% he dressed until liddat can walk faster than me! muagahaga unfortunately one photographer wanna take pic of him so he gotta stop. i walked past him with such honour and glory. men. i had beaten someone who had so many balls.
then then guess who i saw. KOH TONG SEAH. our tk vp. yes he's wearing his typical singlet and he was carrying a bag like those primary sch children bags.. he was walking with his family but i due to my focus to keep up with my father i didnt notice that much. bye mr koh.

OF COURSE. go big walk how can miss such FREE goodie bags. wa the bags black in colour, nice sia! but its dirty =.= so stingy, the waterpoint onli give water the size of a cup =.= i rmbr in 2003 they were giving sport drinks! yea the sport drinks were in yellow t.t
imagine u weren't single. at 6am u need sms ' hey dear, im goin for big walk. poor thing right. kiss me lo. >.< msg u later k? love ya w0rx. hugs hugs ' now that im single, i can just walk out of the house LIKE THAT.wagagaga

i got gorilla's frenster pw! u wan anot i sell u cheap cheap. 1.99. i noe its worthless but i wanna make money. 1.99 will do. pls.

singleling off,
wayne

Hello people.

2006-05-20T22:29:00.000+08:00

hey hey !
it's jian and his favourite (gay) colour, purple !

well, if u all don't alrdy noe, i co-own another blog : jiantwinson.blogspot.com
visit that blog more la, cuz it pwns this one xD
jiantwinson > SAF
woot.

just leaving a warm note for all you readers.
ta !

my first actual blog

2006-05-20T21:46:00.000+08:00

i just realised i haven post about today. i mean thats the purpose of a blog isnt it. woo woo. today i woke up damn sad la. i tot there's nth for me to do. ' *&^&^%*& how am i goin to spend this day ? *&%&^%'
then
' MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM : GORILLA '
' wa, how come she suddenly sms so early today. make the first move somemore. must be up to no good '
' SMS from GORILLA: &*(^^%#$(& *&^ )*)* ^ _)( '
and after a few more sms.
' bedok mrt platform at 1.15 . im goin out. yay. '

1.20 pm. die la. late liao. no more a gentleman. must make girl wait for me =(
1.21 pm. !!?? im number 1 to reach?heh. im still a gentleman.
(fast forward)
2plus? eating ice cream with matt, cat, gorilla and me. gorilla supposed to treat me, but i realised 'sian i'm still a gentlemen ' . so i let her treat me 2.90( the ice cream i ordered was 14.90 )
(fast forward)
pasir ris park. after much quiet discussion, we went to rent bikes. woo cycle cycle cycle. then thr was this part. path leading to left, path leading to right, and a grass patch in the centre. gorilla was cycling in front when i go ' left right left left right left', matt went ' right right left right left' and that gorilla cycled to the grass patch and AHH =.= since when did we tell her to head centre?
at home i realised i knocked myself into the tap ezlink card the machine in the mrt? at cat was laughing at me? lucky matt nice to tell her not to laugh at me. but since when did i bang into that? zz ah pek's amnesia, i got that.
end of day
wayne

Opening of the SAF blog

2006-05-20T21:21:00.000+08:00

ah huh. in about 2 years time we'll be under the largest company in Singapore, the SINGAPORE ARMED FORCE. so what for have this small private organisation called the Single and Free? because some of our friends who are already attached or goin to be (dun wan name names ah!) seemed to be in their world. everytime they see the sms sent from their precious girl girls, they will smile quietly to themselves and go some corner to sms. uh huh. thats when we sit down stare at them and stone. SINGLE AND FREE. thats what we stoners are classified as.

origin of saf?
wayne and matthew were walking down the road
wayne: wa seh, singlehood rocks men. i feel so free. no worries from
lelasionsip!
matthew: ya la i feel that too men. we're single and free.
wayne: single and free? Single And Free? S A F? we name ourselves the
SAF la. we be the founders!
matthew: wa, SET LA. SAF!

p.s.: 2 - 3 weeks later matt got a girlfriend. thx. im now the so called onli founder.

who's in the saf?
single guys from our gang la. so many men. but if u mean who's officially in saf. its onli me jian and bryan =)) heh. more will come.

aim?
- to enjoy singlehood.
- fish for fish ( u noe what i mean )
- fish out our desired fish, and
- get out of saf

like that, we can smile happily to ourselves whenever we receive a sms from our girl girl w0rx.

its wayne